Simon Puttock
Simon Puttock was born in a town named after a boot and brought up all over the shop. This has led to a lifelong confusion about Where Things Are. He also cannot do left and right in a hurry. For this reason he has thankfully never learned to drive. When asked about himself, he will admit to being left-handed and interested in cacti. He says he likes lots of other things too, but often forgets what they are.
As a writer, he thinks it is important to be well organised, use notebooks and stick to a routine, and wishes he could do any of these things.
Simon is currently looking forward to trying to grow tomatoes on his window sill. And then eating them. (He hopes that by the time you read this, he will have achieved this ambition.)